HAPPY DANKSGIVING: The Ultimate Stoner’s Guide to Enjoying Weed on Thanksgiving

happy danksgiving - the ultimate stoners guide

It’s November! You know what that means? Thanksgiving is around the corner! It is that time of the year when families travel from far and wide to get together with loved ones and sit around tables groaning with turkey, stuffing, and enough sides to feed a small army.

But between Uncle Bob’s politics and Aunt Susan’s ENDLESS questions about your love life, Thanksgiving can feel like just another family holiday to endure.

Why not make it fun by getting high on Thanksgiving? A stoned Thanksgiving means the food tastes 1000 times better, and any could-be family drama fades into the background.

As the year ends, everyone deserves a little marijuana treat this holiday season. We have everything you need to prepare, celebrate, and have a happy Thanksgiving!

Lucky for you, we have some cannabis-infused edible treat ideas and other fun ways to prepare and enjoy smoking some cannabis this Thanksgiving holiday!

WHAT IS “DANKSGIVING”?

If you’re unfamiliar with this elevated holiday, think of Danksgiving as a 420 twist on Turkey Day! It’s all about adding some weed to your Thanksgiving day!

But why is it called “Danksgiving”? Well, when you combine “dank” (that’s stoner speak for high-quality cannabis) with “Thanksgiving,” you get this perfect mashup that’s become every stoner’s favorite holiday.

The best part about Danksgiving is there is NO WRONG WAY to celebrate! What It looks like is entirely up to you!

Whether you want an excuse to enjoy a Thanksgiving dinner high, smoke, or spend the day after Thanksgiving completely stoned, Thanksgiving pot, marijuana, weed, and marijuana, really marijuana is a celebration for everyone.

Either way, no one’s stopping you from enjoying a whole week of Danksgiving marijuana, pot, marijuana, pot, and marijuana festivities!

STRATEGIES FOR A STONED THANKSGIVING DINNER

strategies for a stoned thanksgiving dinner

PLAN YOUR HIGH

A successful happy Danksgiving is all about planning ahead! And suppose you’re lucky enough to have cool relatives who are down with the dank and weed-smoking lifestyle. Why not organize a proper, high-friendly gathering?

Coordinate with your cannabis-friendly crew beforehand to figure out who’s bringing what and where you’ll set up your chill zone (away from the kids). Whether it’s cannabis-infused foods, bongs, or joints, assign roles and make sure everyone knows their part in the festivities.

Also, make sure you’ve got plenty of clean smoking accessories (like your trusty MouthPeace) for keeping things hygienic when sharing.

SELECT THE BEST STRAINS

Pick a strain that matches your appetite and the vibe of the evening. Generally, sativas will keep you energized, and indicas will relax you. Go for an uplifting strain like Green Crack or Tangie Power if you’ve got kitchen duty and need to stay on your feet or if you need to keep up with chatty relatives.

Relaxing strains like OG Kush or White Widow are the perfect sidekicks for the main event. They will enhance all those delicious danksgiving meal flavors while keeping you chill enough to handle any family drama that might pop up.

TIMING IS KEY

If you don’t want to show up to the table with blazing red eyes and a case of obvious giggles, you’ll want to smoke up early.

Schedule your session about 2 hours before the turkey is served. If you have a high tolerance, you might want to do a touch-up about an hour before dinner—keep it light!

This gives you plenty of time to get yourself together and let those initial effects wear off into a nice, manageable buzz for a night of socialization.

HEAD OUTSIDE FOR A “WALK”

While everyone’s busy preparing the food, excuse yourself from the festivities and take a nice walk outside with everything you need to celebrate Danksgiving right. This includes your favorite tool for smoking/or ingesting cannabis. This can include bongs/joints, vapes, lighters, your favorite strain, or any marijuana edible!

To ensure you get the most euphoric hit with the limited time you have, snag a much-needed joint filterfor a better-tasting, healthier rip. With all the calories you’ll be consuming at the thanksgiving dinner table, keeping your lungs safe from nasty smoke and toxins is the least you could do for your body on Danksgiving day.

GETTING YOURSELF TOGETHER: POST-SMOKE ESSENTIALS

After your smoke session, make sure you’re ready to face the world with these essentials:

  • Eye drops to tackle those red-eyes

  • Gum or mints for fresh breath

  • A quick spritz of cologne or a jacket swap

  • Your best “I’m really into this conversation” face

And if things get awkward, here’s how to handle it:

  • Forgot what you were saying? Turn it into a dramatic pause.

  • Can’t stop laughing? Just blame it on a funny TikTok.

  • Piled your plate too high? Say you’re “just grateful for the cooking.”

  • Zoned out? You’re “admiring the gravy consistency.”

Pro tip: Set an alarm to remind you when it’s time to head back inside. Time flies when you’re elevated, and no one needs to explain a “quick walk” that turned into a full neighborhood tour!

OTHER WAYS TO GET HIGH ON THANKSGIVING DAY

COOK UP A CANNABIS-INFUSED THANKSGIVING DINNER FEAST

For a truly memorable Danksgiving, consider hosting a cannabis-infused feast! Imagine the cozy, classic Thanksgiving flavors enhanced with a THC twist. Nearly every dish can be elevated with a bit of cannabutter or cannabis-infused olive oil magic—remember to dose carefully!

Start by infusing a few signature dishes:

  1. Serve up a savory Kush Casserole or a hearty Turkey ‘Pot’ Pie.

  2. For sides, try Infused Stuffing and Canna Mashed Potatoes to make even the basics exciting.

  3. Don’t forget the Kief-Infused Gravy to drizzle on everything, and end on a sweet note with THC-Infused Pies for dessert.

With these ideas, you can impress your friends with an unforgettable Danksgiving dinner!

HOLIDAY HOTBOXING

We all have that one relative who knows what’s up! The cool cousin, the chill aunt, or even that surprisingly progressive grandparent.

Share the Danksgiving spirit with them by hotboxing weed!

If you’re celebrating at their place, coordinate your hotbox spot beforehand, whether in their garage, bathroom, basement, or car.

If you’re sharing your device, remember to use a MouthPeace for a better, safer, and cleaner smoking experience.

6 BEST WEED STRAINS FOR THANKSGIVING DAY 2024

6 best weed strains for thanksgiving day 2024

For the “Munchies”

Thanksgiving is all about the food! Strains that boost your appetite and enhance those flavors are a must-have for the feast.

OG CHEM

  • Perfect for:Getting those pre-dinner munchies going

  • Effects: Uplifting and energetic buzz that’ll have you ready to tackle multiple plates

  • Flavor profile: Earthy with diesel notes

MEGATRON

  • Perfect for: A more relaxed eating experience

  • Effects:Relaxing but still keeps you hungry and social

  • Flavor profile: Sweet and spicy notes

For Watching Football and Socializing

When it’s time to hit the couch for the big game, you’ll want something to keep you in the zone without falling asleep before the fourth quarter.

GEORGIA PIE

  • Perfect for: Couch-locked game-watching

  • Effects: Euphoric body high, perfect for cheering from the couch

  • Flavor profile: Sweet and doughy

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

  • Perfect for: Keeping the conversation flowing

  • Effects: Happy, energetic buzz that keeps you social

  • Flavor profile: Tropical and sweet

For Dealing with Family Drama

If most family Thanksgiving events are chaotic evenings, you need to quietly endure and gear up for the inevitable “Why are you still single?” and “When are you giving me grandchildren?” conversations with these lifesaving strains.

APPLE FRITTER

  • Perfect for: Staying chill during heated discussions

  • Effects:Powerful relaxation without the knockout

  • Flavor profile: Sweet and earthy

SKYWALKER

  • Perfect for: Stress relief without sleepiness

  • Effects: Relaxing but keeps you present

  • Flavor profile: Spicy and herbal

HOW TO COOK WITH CANNA-OIL

how to cook with canna oil
  1. CALCULATE YOUR DOSAGES

    As edibles can hit way harder than smoking, getting your dosage right is key. All you need to know is your cannabis’s THC percentage and basic math (or a calculator). For example, if you’re using 7 grams of 20% THC cannabis with 1 cup of butter, that’s about 1,400mg of total THC. 10 milligrams is the standard for most edibles from dispensaries, but always start low and go slow!

  2. GRIND YOUR WEED

    Use a grinder specifically made for cannabis to grind your flower into a coarse, even consistency. You want it fine enough to spread evenly but coarse enough to strain and sieve later.

  3. DECARBOXYLATE

    This fancy word just means activating the THC and CBD through heat. Spread your ground cannabis on a baking sheet, put it in the oven at 245°F for 30-40 minutes, and stir every 10 minutes.

  4. CHOOSE YOUR CARRIER OILS

    Coconut oil is the THC absorber champion, olive oil is great for savory dishes, and butter is the classic choice for baking. The key is using something with plenty of fat - THC must bind with fat to work magic.

  5. INFUSE YOUR OILS

    Now, the fun part! Combine your oil and decarbed weed in a pot, and keep the heat low and slow (240-260°F) for about 2-3 hours. After cooling down, strain through cheesecloth when done, and LABEL EVERYTHING well!

Your canna oil is now ready to infuse in your favorite Thanksgiving recipes - go ahead and get creative!

If you have leftover oil, be sure to store this in the fridge for a longer shelf life! (Maybe for a Merry…Dankmas?)

DANKSGIVING FINALE

happy danksgiving

No matter which way you choose to celebrate Danksgiving, remember to keep things clean and safe with your MouthPeace filter when sharing a glass piece or passing that joint.

Have fun but don’t forget to be dankful for everything that makes this holiday special: good food, good vibes, good people to share them with, and, of course, the weed that makes it all a little more enjoyable.

Happy Danksgiving celebration from your friends at Moose Labs!

FAQ: COMMON DANKSGIVING QUESTIONS

Can I combine cannabis with traditional Thanksgiving dishes?

Absolutely! Almost any Traditional or nontraditional Thanksgiving dish can be infused with cannabutter or cannabis oil. Just start with small doses and ALWAYS label your infused dishes clearly. Nobody wants Grandma accidentally blasting off to space because she didn’t know about the special gravy!

What’s the best way to hide my cannabis use from family?

Take “walks” to smoke during busy moments like cooking or the game. Bring your MouthPeace to prevent coughing, use eye drops for red eyes, and keep mints handy for a fresh breath. Being “busy with work calls” is always a solid excuse.

How do I choose the right strain for a holiday gathering?

The choice depends on the desired mood and the specific effects you seek. If you want a big appetite boost, go for classic munchie-inducing strains.

On the other hand, if you want to stay social and energetic for family time, sativas will keep you upbeat and chatty without sending you to space.

What are some popular dishes for celebrating Danksgiving?

  • Classic pies (pumpkin pie, apple pie) made with cannabutter

  • Savory sides infused with cannabis olive oil

  • Cranberry sauce with a special twist

  • Traditional pot brownies (because some traditions never get old!)

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